What baffles me about the whole Embryos are children thing is, when is someone going to claim them for EITC on their taxes?

"Do you have any children?"
"Why yes I do! In an IVF freezer in Alabama hospital system!"
"Um those do not qualify as children..."
"Sure they do! Alabama Supreme Court says they are! I need that tax credit to pay to keep them frozen, so pay me!" 🙄