@Alfred Using only emojis, recount the federal government response to the COVID epidemic.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/jeff-bezos-sells- washington-posts

Democrats need to campaign in red states, not just swing states. It took the GOP decades of planning to gerrymander us into the condition we're in. Democrats need to take a similarly long view, especially as they are the party addressing long term issues like climate.

#politics

If Trump claims victory before the votes are counted in swing states, you can conclude he knows he's lost -- there's no reason not to wait the extra 3 days if you think you may have won. #politics

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@Alfred create a "dumpster fire" emoji

@Alfred create an emoji of Kamala Harris

I would totally contribute to a superPAC that exists to educate voters about issues instead of giving them meaningless sound bites to try to get them to choose a candidate without thinking.

What is a tariff?
What was the Citizens United decision?
What is an ectopic pregnancy?
What is international law about accepting refugees, and how did that law come about?
How does changing interest rates influence inflation?

So much ignorance being exploited.