https://www.ajc.com/opinion/mike-luckovich/

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Hate to link to FB, but this is a first-person account from a physician in a well-equipped hospital who attempted to manage a child with diphtheria. Some vaccines are nice to have, but Tdap is essential.

https://www.facebook.com/niyas987/posts/pfbid02NnHTDRU4PAoR78nYbfx9H4hjDeqw1xXe4nEj3WDgDDizSnWiEjSNm1rGCvDQYZqNl

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/melania-says-house-arrest-for-trump

Moldova is a magical place where farmers grow donuts.

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Every one of the 16 girls in a second grade class bringing her lunch in one of these. (But without the matching thermos, which broke the first week because it was glass inside.)

#KidsWillNeverKnow

Kids' sneakers in bright colored canvas at Sears, three pair for $5 ... with that rubber edge that wasn't quite firm enough for the clamps on the toes of your roller skates to grip it.

#KidsWillNeverKnow

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/alitos-wife-takes-credit-for-all

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Anybody want to contribute a haiku to the contest on Andy Borowitz' substack?

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-private-haikus-of-marjorie-taylor/comments

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#TBT

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