JFC. Is there nothing this fucker won't defile, cheapen and shove his pathetic little dick into?
Whoever is making them doesn't want their name associated with it, or else their name wouldn't be a selling point.
They look like the guitars they used to sell for kids at Sears.
Hmm, it seems "Authentic Pearl Inlay" is a brand name. For a sticker.
@AlphaCentauri @stueytheround @th3j35t3r
omg… l just texted about the PAPER “Authentic Pearl Inlay sticker is even worse. The seller isn’t technically LYING but misrep should be
@AlphaCentauri Oh hell no! That's so cheap!
How much are these pieces of trash selling for? That's a hundred quid unplayable chinese knockoff guaranteed.
@AlphaCentauri @th3j35t3r
Holy shit! $1500 for the electric unless you want it signed by the shitstain in which case $10,500 😱
@stueytheround @AlphaCentauri @th3j35t3r
good catch! i don’t know anything about custom guitars- but I collect vintage jewelry. first red flag for me is “authentic” bc sadly that means it’s iften a fake! and “inlay” can be a red flag. there are actual craft papers that look like mother of pearl inlay” that could fool a non-expert.
@AlphaCentauri @th3j35t3r
One small pedantic detail.
"authentic pearl" inlay??
Any guitar seller would call that "mother of pearl" because it's oyster or abalone shell, not actual pearls!
The wording, like in all these product ads, isn't aimed at folk who would actually use them.