HOW THE FUCK DO CRICKETS GET IN MY HOUSE?!
@LiberalLibrarian Have you seen any blue faeries?
@sfleetucker No, but there's a coat wardrobe I should explore...
True story: After reading "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", I would regularly go into the closet to see if I could get to Narnia. I remember being sad every time I came back with nothing.
