When asking yourself if you should eat something, ask yourself if dinosaurs ate it.

Remember, they are all dead and you're here so they obviously did things wrong.

^^ I may go red/white/blue on Tuesday.

Halloween is over.
Do I give my neighbors a break, waiting until it's Christmas light season or do I start with the Thanksgiving lights now?

From here on out, I'm not sure I'll ever enjoy chocolate unless it has at least part of it's label written in French.

My daughter just gave me a piece of Canadian chocolate she scored last night.

It's like I've never really had chocolate before until today.

Just remember...

No matter how bad it looks...
No matter how difficult it may seem...
No matter how dark the horizon appears....

It's really not a true emergency

unless the Waffle House is closed.

Good morning CoSo, and happy Diwali, candy hangover day, too-much-candy-in-the-house day, Friday, or whatever combination you celebrate.

Some Halloween MA trivia.

Salem gets a massive influx of tourists because of the Salem Witch Trials, however what we now know as Salem was only a neighboring town of the famous trials.

Salem Village, where the tragedy played out, changed it's name to Danvers to disassociate itself.

^^ I ask because my wife always gets offered a beer when she goes out with the kids.

Do you have special treats for parents of trick or treaters tonight?

Played the end of the season kids vs adults soccer game last night.

No muscles want to move now!

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Demons can't be hit, drowned, ignored, tired out, pushed down, or risen above.

But they lose a hell of a lot of power when acknowledged. They can be stopped by facing them with determination. But they'll always look for another way back.

Good morning CoSo.

My demons have had their coffee and started their work.

Gonna be a rough day.

Prospective parents: ensure you give your child a very unique name so that they can have your choice is email addresses

Fall in new England had some amazing biking weather.

Unfortunately, in my area, the mass of leaves on the streets prevents me from even attempting.

And good mountain biking is just a little too far away for lunch rides.

I'm jonsing

I had high hopes.

Perhaps too high.

The more I think of it...

While running of into the woods to live my life free from society's ills sounds like a good idea. There's some drawbacks. We actually need skills we don't have.

So, I guess what I'm saying is... Who's with me and what skills can we put together?