I've been invited to a black tie gala. (Well, my wife had and she's dragging me)
Do I need a tux or will a good black suit I own do it?
#satire
A snipers bullet could cause collateral damage. The victim could fall down when shot, hit a knife on a table which flies into the air and kills an innocent child.
Ergo snipers are indescriminent killers.
#political satire
There was a total solar eclipse during Trump's term.
Biden had both an eclipse and aurora visible to most of the US.
Harris better up the ante.
Strava: I know this was your second biggest climb ever, but you only rode for 45 minutes. THIS WAS A WEAK ATTEMPT AT EXERCISE YOU F$#@N CREAM PUFF!
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