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Good morning CoSo

With the first week of school and a weekend behind us, we now have everything to start the school year.
All binders, papers, protractors, correct calculator and of course, the latest strain of covid.

The Smiths were tired of the Williams' bragging about the 12 foot skeleton decoration they got at Home Depot.

If you had a super power, would you keep it a secret?

I wonder if pro electricians also go to turn on the light switch they are wiring up when they think they need more light.

Holy crap instruction image, Batman!

Mixing dashes and solid line
Drawing indicator lines through solid reference lines
Multiple bends in indicator lines
Indicator lines at obtuse angles to screw insertion points
Anything else?

So ummm... My mother's tomatoes

Yes, you need a ladder to pick them.

Old and busted: This generation can't write cursive.

New Hotness: This generation can't type on a keyboard.
wsj.com/lifestyle/gen-z-typing

@0x56 Quick! Give the singer some water!
It's terrible when Bill Withers!

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It was too hot for a lunch bike ride today.

Unfortunately, I didn't find this out until I rode 5 miles away from the house.

@0x56 He said, quote, "I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote".

What the hell did I just watch?

Why did I watch it?

I'd like to speak to reality's manager please. I want those minutes back.

What if.... Pumpkin spice scents are what actually wake Mariah Carey up for her yearly Christmas onslaught?

My wife accidentally bought pumpkin spice bathroom cleaner.

The pumpkin spice people have gone to far.

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